AK Down Today — 10 Attractions Closed, Come Back Tomorrow

Garsh, this is a rough one — Animal Kingdom's hit hard today, with ten of seventeen attractions closed, including every single headliner you'd come for: Kilimanjaro Safaris, Avatar Flight of Passage, Expedition Everest, and Kali River Rapids are all offline. That's likely a systems problem rather than a scheduled refurb, so it may not be fixed till tomorrow. My advice? Don't make the 8 AM drive just to stand at a closed gate — park hours are only till 6 PM anyway, and the experience just ain't worth it today. Come back tomorrow when things are runnin' again; the park's a magic place when it's healthy. In the meantime, head where the action is — Magic Kingdom's all its headliners open. Yuh-huh, we'll get you back to the safari one of these days!