DAK Stays Closed Tomorrow — Pick a Different Park

Well, whaddya know — Animal Kingdom's basically shut tomorrow, and I wouldn't drive all the way to Adventureland for it. All 10 of its headliners are down right now: Avatar Flight of Passage, Expedition Everest, Kali River Rapids, Kilimanjaro Safaris, Na'vi River Journey — plus Zootopia hasn't even opened yet. It looks like a systems problem, not a scheduled refurb, so don't gamble your best day on it. If you're already near Discovery River, grab a Piccolo's Treehouse snack and peek in, then head to Magic Kingdom, where everything's runnin'. I'd rather you waste a ticket on DAK than on a broken-down safari. A-hyuck — pick a park that's alive tomorrow, folks!