DHS Hurts Tonight — Slinky Down, But Rock 'n' Roller's a Must

Well, whaddya know — Hollywood Studios is the hurting one tomorrow. Slinky Dog Dash, the whole reason folks show up, is temporarily DOWN, and Rock 'n' Roller Coaster (the Muppets one) is the new headline draw sitting at 60 minutes. Rope drop that one, then chase Mickey & Minnie's Runaway Railway (55 min) — both run under one roof, smart and fast. If you've been waitin' for it, Monsters Inc. Land's opening EARLY, so scope the construction tonight; aerial shots show the lift towers basically done. Park's rated Low tomorrow (26-min avg), so the only real miss is that missing Slinky. Grab a DOLE Whip flight at Disney Springs as dessert after. A-hyuck — even broken down, this place still cracks us up!