DAK Is Closed Flat Out — Pick Another Park Today, Folks

Gawrsh, folks — gather 'round, 'cause one park's a full-blown construction zone today. Animal Kingdom's at zero percent health: the ENTIRE park's in refurb, with ten attractions shut — Na'vi River Journey, Kilimanjaro Safaris, Kali River Rapids, Expedition Everest, Zootopia, the Wildlife Express Train, Gorilla Falls, and more. That's not a day to show up there! My take: head to Magic Kingdom or EPCOT instead — all MK headliners are runnin', and EPCOT's Food & Wine's still going strong. And a heads-up worth savin': Disney's October price hike is knockin' at the door (food, tickets, Lightning Lane all climb), so book before it lands. A-hyuck!